Wonderfully described definitions.......      MARRIAGE:  It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master    LECTURE:  An art of transmitting Information  from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students  without passing through the minds  of either     CONFERENCE:  The confusion of one man  multiplied by the  number present       COMPROMISE:  The art of dividing  a cake in such a way that  everybody believes  he got the biggest piece    TEARS:  The hydraulic force by which  masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power!       DICTIONARY:  A place where divorce comes  before marriage    CONFERENCE ROOM:  A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on    ECSTASY:  A feeling when you feel  you are going to feel  a feeling  you have never felt before       CLASSIC:  A book  which people praise,  but never read       SMILE:  A curve  that can set  a lot of things straight!    OFFICE:  A place  where you can relax  after your strenuous  home life     YAWN:  The only time  when some married men  ever get to open  their mouth    ETC:  A sign  to make others believe  that you know  more than  you actually do    COMMITTEE:  Individuals  who can do  nothing individually  and sit to decide  that nothing can be done  together    EXPERIENCE:  The name  men give  to their  Mistakes    ATOM BOMB:  An invention  to bring an end  to all  inventions       PHILOSOPHER:  A fool  who torments himself  during life,  to be spoken of  when dead     DIPLOMAT:  A person  who tells you  to go to hell  in such a way  that you actually look forward  to the trip       OPPORTUNIST:  A person  who starts taking bath  if he  accidentally falls  into a river       OPTIMIST:  A person  who while falling  from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway  "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"       PESSIMIST:  A person  who says that  O is the last letter  in ZERO,  Instead of the first letter  in OPPORTUNITY       MISER:  A person  who lives poor  so that  he can die RICH!    FATHER:  A banker  provided by  nature    CRIMINAL:  A guy  no different  from the other,  unless he gets caught       BOSS:  Someone  who is early  when you are late  and late  when you are early    POLITICIAN:  One who  shakes your hand  before elections  and your Confidence  Later       DOCTOR:  A person  who kills  your ills  by pills,  and kills you  by his bills!

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